This is one of those unexpected moments of hilarity gifted to the US public by one of our very own brilliant lawmakers.
In a statement released on Monday, Michigan Rep. Shri Thanedar called for a 72 hour ceasefire in Israel so that President Joe Biden could appoint a “chief negotiator” to convince Hamas to release the hostages and turn themselves in!
Sounds like a great plan! Why didn’t anyone else think of that?
Who shall we send?
Barack Obama, duh!
Yes, the guy who just went public saying that we all have blood on our hands. “What Hamas did was horrific, and there is no justification for it. And what is also true is that the occupation, and what’s happening to Palestinians, is unbearable,” Obama said. “You have to admit that all of us are complicit to some degree.”
Thankfully, Thanedar almost has it all figured out.
There was one nagging question in the minds of many Americans: Will it involve Israel sending terror sponsors pallets of cash?
Obama? Hahaha. Okay, dude. https://t.co/8tgP8yPMRP
— thedailybs w/ Snerdley (@thedailybs_Bo) November 8, 2023
More from our potential “chief negotiator” here:
President @BarackObama on the violence in Gaza.
Full interview out Tuesday. pic.twitter.com/U42Jy2Aa4y
— Pod Save America (@PodSaveAmerica) November 4, 2023