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Distraught Molly Ringwald warns MAGA voters they will be ‘found criminal’ for supporting Trump agenda
There was a time when Molly Ringwald defined teen angst on screen. Now she’s serving up a different kind of drama—one that feels less John Hughes and more late-night social media spiral. In a visibly emotional video, Ringwald insists: “There’s something horrible,...
Joe Rogan reveals what Trump actually said to him in ‘awkward’ UFC convo
Joe Rogan revealed Tuesday what President Donald Trump actually said in his ear at an Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) match in early April. Media speculation ran wild over whether Trump scolded Rogan at UFC 327 in Miami, Florida, in what the press framed as...
Fetterman iced out by own Party ahead of 2028
Sen. John Fetterman — the 6-foot-8, gym-shorts-and-hoodie-wearing Democrat who once strutted into the Senate as a progressive folk hero — is now getting iced out so completely by his own party, you’d think he’d switched jerseys. According to a blunt new report from...
Obama cheers Virginia’s unfair carve-up that hands Dems 10–1 edge, Youngkin asks for Supreme Court help
Former President Barack Obama is catching heat after giving a digital high-five to a controversial redistricting plan in Virginia that critics say slices up the state’s electorate like a political deli platter. “Congratulations, Virginia!” Obama posted on X after...
Hilton for the win! LEGAL immigrant flips script on anti-Trump ‘gotcha’ in Cali governor’s debate
If you tuned in expecting the usual California kumbaya—sanctimony, slogans, and a side of smug—you got something else entirely. Enter Steve Hilton, the British-born, Silicon Valley-adjacent policy wonk who just reminded a stage full of career politicians what an...
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‘AOC-ification of Mamdani’: NYC’s socialist mayor already not radical enough
It's the revolution’s favorite pastime: devouring its own. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani — a self-described socialist who rode a wave of progressive hype into Gracie Mansion — is discovering a harsh political truth. No matter how far left you go, there’s always...
California has asexual jumping ‘crazy worms’ and there’s no way to kill them. Sounds about right.
Move over wildfires and water rationing — California’s got a new headache, and this one wriggles. A fast-spreading, soil-wrecking pest dubbed the “Asian jumping worm” is creeping into backyards across the United States, and agriculture officials are waving red flags...
Starbucks’ Nashville gamble: Woke workforce won’t embrace new corporate digs
Starbucks is dropping a cool $100 million on a shiny new corporate hub in Nashville—but the company’s own employees are proving a lot harder to move than espresso machines. The Seattle-based coffee behemoth wants staff to trade rain-soaked, progressive Seattle for the...
Bud Light rehab and the Trump effect: Beer giant pours $600M investment into US
Call it a corporate course correction—or just good old-fashioned capitalism finally reading the room. After taking its fair share of heat in recent years, Anheuser-Busch is suddenly waving the stars and stripes a little higher, pledging a hefty $600 million investment...
‘Wah, wah, wah’: AOC taunts Republicans after Virginia map hands Dems edge
When asked about Republican outrage over Virginia’s latest redistricting shake-up, progressive firebrand Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez didn’t bother with policy nuance. Instead, she went straight for mockery, interrupting a question mid-sentence to deliver a...
‘F-around?’ DeSantis dares Jeffries to come to Florida after his tough guy puffery
If Democrats think Florida is ripe for a political joyride, Gov. Ron DeSantis just handed them a fishing pole—and a reality check. After House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries puffed his chest and warned Republicans to “F around and find out” over redistricting,...
