TOTAL BS!

Former Vice President Kamala Harris pushed back against claims that she was quietly positioning herself to succeed Joe Biden before he abandoned his 2024 reelection campaign, insisting that dozens of inauguration plans discovered by staff were merely part of a “totally hypothetical vision-board exercise.”

The explanation comes after former Democratic fundraiser Lindy Li claimed Harris was privately working some of Biden’s major donors in the weeks before he dropped out while publicly standing behind the president.

“Kamala was 100 percent focused on helping Joe Biden win,” Harris spokeswoman Shirley U. Jest told TOTAL BS. “The Pinterest boards titled ‘Madam President,’ ‘Oval Office Drapes’ and ‘Doug’s First Gentleman Fits’ prove absolutely nothing.”

Staffers reportedly became suspicious after discovering a folder marked “JANUARY 20 — JUST IN CASE” containing 14 possible inaugural gowns, three parade routes and a seating chart listing Biden under “Former Presidents.”

Another file contained proposed Oval Office paint colors ranging from “Coconut Cream” to “Joyful Beige.”

Harris aides insist none of this demonstrates she expected Biden to leave the race. “Every vice president keeps a few inauguration ideas lying around,” Jest explained. “Dick Cheney had seven.”

Doug Emhoff was also spotted practicing what aides described as an entirely routine First Gentleman wave.

When asked why Harris had allegedly been talking with Biden donors, Jest said there was an innocent explanation.

“She was checking on them.”

All of them?

“She cares deeply.”

TOTAL BS later obtained another Pinterest board titled “Things to Do If Joe Suddenly Remembers He’s 81,” but was unable to independently verify who created it.

Harris has denied plotting against Biden.

The 47 Pinterest boards are TOTAL BS. Although “Coconut Cream” would really brighten up the Oval Office.

TOTAL BS is satire. The news is real. The TOTAL BS is intentional.

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