Democrats bring back Sha Na Na to prove they have their finger on America’s pulse Snerd Lee Satire|Oct 16, 2026
The View announces national unity special — producers order extra microphones and emergency aspirin Snerd Lee Satire|Oct 15, 2026
CNN offers to testify against MSNBC in exchange for immunity from DOJ investigation Snerd Lee Satire|Oct 12, 2026
News networks develop guidelines for covering presidential announcements Snerd Lee Satire|Oct 10, 2026
California Dems unveil revolutionary campaign strategy: Candidate will remain completely silent until Election Day Snerd Lee Satire|Oct 9, 2026
Secret Service proposes replacing presidential motorcade with golf carts at new retreat Snerd Lee Satire|Oct 8, 2026
White House unveils streamlined media strategy: ‘No, he didn’t, you buffoons’ Snerd Lee Satire|Oct 7, 2026
Trump says ‘let ’em take Los Angeles’ — Newsom declares California temporarily part of America again Snerd Lee Satire|Oct 6, 2026
Congress announces bipartisan plan to keep lawmakers technically at work without requiring them to be there Snerd Lee Satire|Oct 5, 2026
Trump creates Impeachment Readiness Office after admitting he’s ‘getting good at it’ Snerd Lee Satire|Oct 3, 2026
Newsom creates state task force to protect the name ‘AI’ from further Trump suggestions Snerd Lee Satire|Oct 2, 2026
America.gov chatbot sent back to orientation after taking every question literally Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 30, 2026
Democrats unveil AOC-free campaign zones after discovering ‘the polling is atrocious’ Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 28, 2026
Kamala Harris tries to ‘psych out’ the algorithm — accidentally triggers nationwide surge Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 26, 2026
China clarifies 100,000 American students will be returned after routine orientation Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 25, 2026
Trump complies with CNN ruling — unveils new White House ‘restricted-view’ press section Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 24, 2026
Ted Cruz unveils ‘Santa Claus test’ to keep Republicans from accidentally becoming socialists Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 23, 2026
Seattle unveils HOV dating lanes for residents with three or more romantic partners Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 22, 2026
Networks end Trump blackout after discovering viewers can still find him everywhere Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 22, 2026
Iran says New York has ‘absolutely no charm’ — asks if Fifth Avenue stores stay open late Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 21, 2026
White House launches ‘media probation’ program after Trump bans CNN, MS NOW and POLITICO Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 19, 2026
ActBlue rolls out enhanced foreign-donor security: ‘Check this box if you promise you’re American’ Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 18, 2026
Ted Cruz officially embraces ‘Lyin’ Ted’ nickname after admitting Trump was right about one thing Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 18, 2026
Ticketmaster announces $400 tickets to see newly discovered Taylor Swift bug Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 17, 2026
Kennedy Center asks Congress to approve name change — Congress forms committee to decide what to call the committee Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 16, 2026
Democrats ask Fox News to please return John Fetterman when retreat is over Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 16, 2026
