Kamala Harris tries to ‘psych out’ the algorithm — accidentally triggers nationwide surge Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 26, 2026
China clarifies 100,000 American students will be returned after routine orientation Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 25, 2026
Trump complies with CNN ruling — unveils new White House ‘restricted-view’ press section Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 24, 2026
Ted Cruz unveils ‘Santa Claus test’ to keep Republicans from accidentally becoming socialists Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 23, 2026
Seattle unveils HOV dating lanes for residents with three or more romantic partners Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 22, 2026
Networks end Trump blackout after discovering viewers can still find him everywhere Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 22, 2026
Iran says New York has ‘absolutely no charm’ — asks if Fifth Avenue stores stay open late Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 21, 2026
White House launches ‘media probation’ program after Trump bans CNN, MS NOW and POLITICO Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 19, 2026
ActBlue rolls out enhanced foreign-donor security: ‘Check this box if you promise you’re American’ Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 18, 2026
Ted Cruz officially embraces ‘Lyin’ Ted’ nickname after admitting Trump was right about one thing Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 18, 2026
Ticketmaster announces $400 tickets to see newly discovered Taylor Swift bug Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 17, 2026
Kennedy Center asks Congress to approve name change — Congress forms committee to decide what to call the committee Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 16, 2026
Democrats ask Fox News to please return John Fetterman when retreat is over Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 16, 2026
CBS discovers deportees suffering unimaginable hardship: Ocean-view rooms don’t include complimentary breakfast Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 15, 2026
Kamala denies plotting Biden succession after aides discover 47 ‘totally hypothetical’ inauguration Pinterest boards Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 15, 2026
HGTV partners with Trump on White House fixer-upper series after he calls the place a ‘dump’ Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 14, 2026
Census Bureau adds ‘non-practicing white’ after overwhelming public demand Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 12, 2026
Hasan Piker demands royalties after GOP convention puts his underwear on Jumbotron Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 10, 2026
Hallmark unveils White House Christmas card: Open carefully, there may be $45,000 inside Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 9, 2026
Mark Warner completes grueling mission to identify beef jerky without staff assistance Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 8, 2026
Socialist speed dating halted after organizers discover attractive people getting more dates Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 7, 2026
Joy Reid unveils handy flowchart explaining when calling a Black man a ‘monkey’ is racist Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 7, 2026
Socialism 2026 adds ‘anti-fascist fitness center’ where members are encouraged not to improve Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 7, 2026
France agrees to make Arc de Triomphe taller after Trump calls theirs ‘cute little arch’ Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 4, 2026
