France agrees to make Arc de Triomphe taller after Trump calls theirs ‘cute little arch’ Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 4, 2026
White House announces arcade expansion pack after Americans complain their favorite controversies were left out Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 4, 2026
Democrats demand Hakeem Jeffries wear bodycam during future meetings with Republicans Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 3, 2026
Cory Booker unveils immigration fact-checker that deletes everything that happened before video started Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 3, 2026
Democrats unveil bold midterm platform: ‘We’re not Trump — please don’t ask what else’ Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 2, 2026
AOC-backed dating app aims to screen out conservatives before the first date Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 2, 2026
Pentagon orders emergency de-conservatization training after 9/11 judge raises military extremism concerns Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 1, 2026
Will Smith lawyers investigate JD Vance for stealing famous line, end up blaming Abdul El-Sayed Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 1, 2026
Clyburn withdraws Supreme Court expansion plan after learning Trump would pick the four new justices Snerd Lee Satire|Aug 31, 2026
CNN apologizes for allowing white reporters to notice Democrats are fighting with socialists Snerd Lee Satire|Aug 31, 2026
Hillary Clinton seeking new intern, Bill reportedly volunteers to handle interviews Snerd Lee Satire|Aug 31, 2026
LA celebrates historic 7-stripe crosswalk, says 8th stripe still awaiting environmental review Snerd Lee Satire|Aug 28, 2026
AOC’s seven-year socialist membership lapse blamed on catastrophic paperwork inequality Snerd Lee Satire|Aug 27, 2026
Judge blocks Ohio citizenship checks after officials confirm lying is already illegal Snerd Lee Satire|Aug 26, 2026
Hillary Clinton backs Democratic experiment to determine how many socialists it takes to elect a Republican Snerd Lee Satire|Aug 26, 2026
NY Times discovers Pete Hegseth listens to his wife — ‘Pete for President’ must have jolted them Snerd Lee Satire|Aug 20, 2026
