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Knicks fans dunk on Hakeem Jeffries over bizarre glam-shot fail

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House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries wanted to bask in the glow of the New York Knicks’ long-awaited return to the NBA Finals. Instead, the Brooklyn Democrat wound up starring in a social media roast session that spread faster than playoff fever in Manhattan.

Jeffries posted a photo of himself decked out in Knicks gear this week to celebrate the franchise finally clawing its way back to the Finals after nearly three decades wandering through basketball purgatory. But instead of talking hoops, the internet immediately fixated on something else entirely: why the Democratic leader suddenly looked like he’d been run through three beauty filters and a Hollywood lighting crew.

The image — featuring Jeffries in an all-white Knicks cap with suspiciously smooth skin, a noticeably sharper jawline and softened facial features — had critics on X wondering whether Madison Square Garden had hired a glam squad for Congress.

Conservatives and even casual Knicks fans piled on almost instantly.

National Republican Senatorial Committee aide Sarah Gallagher mocked the image online, writing: “[B]abe wake up hakeem jeffries is using facetune again.”

Former White House communications official and GOP consultant Alex Pfeiffer piled on with a brutal jab of his own, saying, “Hakeem Jeffries looks like a JV baseball coach going through marital troubles.”

Others took aim at what they viewed as another example of carefully curated political image obsession in the social media era — where politicians increasingly resemble influencers chasing engagement instead of public servants representing voters.

“These unrealistic beauty standards are hitting Jeffries hard,” joked Edgar A. Barrios, a member of House Speaker Mike Johnson’s rapid response team.

Instagram users were even less forgiving.

“How many AI photos are you gonna post,” one commenter asked.

Another simply called the image “Just bizarre.”

One especially irritated Knicks fan begged Jeffries not to bring political bad luck to the team, writing: “No. Do not do this. Do not put your lobbyist-approved, corporate liberal, cheugy ass stink on this team. Leave it alone congressman.”

Ouch.

And critics noted this wasn’t exactly Jeffries’ first alleged Photoshop rodeo.

Last year, eagle-eyed users accused the Democratic leader of digitally altering another Instagram image after a warped bench behind him appeared bent out of shape — seemingly in an attempt to make him look taller. The internet, as always, noticed immediately.

That recurring pattern has only fueled broader criticism that modern politicians are becoming more obsessed with branding, optics and curated influencer aesthetics than authenticity. In Jeffries’ case, critics say the polished imagery clashes badly with his carefully crafted everyman persona.

To be fair, plenty of politicians from both parties use touched-up campaign photography and flattering social media filters. But most avoid making it quite this obvious.

Jeffries’ office reportedly did not respond to requests for comment about the latest online mockery.

Meanwhile, Knicks fans are probably hoping their team’s jump shot looks more natural than their hometown congressman’s Instagram feed.