In a segment that was equal parts comedy and brutal honesty, HBO’s Real Time host Bill Maher lit into Kamala Harris’s post-2024 campaign memoir 107 Days — a book that’s somehow both short and too long. During his Friday night show, Maher quipped that the title should’ve been Everyone Sucks But Me, perfectly capturing the self-pitying tone of Harris’s account.
Van Jones, CNN commentator and former Obama advisor, laughed along — because even liberals can’t pretend this book isn’t a cringe-fest.
To be fair, Maher wasn’t just cracking jokes for laughs. He cut straight to the heart of the issue: 107 Days plays the victim card so hard it might as well come with a participation trophy and a crying emoji sticker pack. Maher pointed out the absurdity of Harris framing her epic flameout as a tragic injustice rather than what it really was — a $1.5 billion campaign backed by a rabid anti-Trump voting bloc, all squandered in record time. A “built-in army of about 75 million people” couldn’t even keep her afloat. That’s not sabotage — that’s just being unlikable.
Harris’s book tries to pin the blame for her loss on everyone else: Joe Biden for not dropping out early enough, Gavin Newsom for dodging her calls with a half-hearted “Hiking, will call back,” (spoiler: he didn’t), and the American public for simply not being progressive enough to accept the VP ticket she really wanted — Pete Buttigieg.
The book’s tone is pure grievance politics wrapped in the facade of historic struggle. Never mind that Harris had one of the most well-funded and heavily protected political machines in history. She still wants readers to believe that it was everyone else’s failure — not hers — that led to her downfall.
In a party obsessed with identity over ideas, Harris’s memoir is yet another example of how the Left continually misreads the American electorate. People want competence, authenticity, and results — not resume virtue-signaling and passive-aggressive finger-pointing. The reality is, Harris failed to connect, failed to lead, and failed to inspire. That’s not on Biden, Buttigieg, or Newsom. That’s on her.
Maher, no conservative by any means, simply said what many on the Right — and increasingly on the Left — have been thinking for years: Kamala Harris isn’t a victim. She’s a bad candidate. And 107 Days is just a 300-page therapy session disguised as political commentary.
Let’s be honest — if this book was supposed to revive her career, it’s doing the exact opposite. But hey, at least she got to blame everyone on her way out. That’s what counts, right?
Bill Maher just ENDED Kamala Harris’s career with a brutal 2-minute monologue.
This one hurts. The ending is the icing on the cake.
“Kamala Harris’s new memoir of the 2024 election is called 107 Days. But it should have been called ‘Everyone sucks but me.’
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Maher’s brutal takedown:
“Kamala Harris’s new memoir of the 2024 election is called 107 Days. But it should have been called ‘Everyone sucks but me.’
“107 Days is a victim’s title because get it, she only had 107 days to win. Yeah, and a billion and a half dollars and a built-in army of about 75 million people who’d vote for any human-adjacent life form that wasn’t Trump.
“But in 107 Days, nothing is ever Kamala’s fault. Biden lets her down by not stepping down sooner. (Pouty face emoji). Gavin Newsom, he was asked for his endorsement but texted ’hiking.
“Gavin Newsom, he was asked for his endorsement, but texted ‘Hiking. Will call back.’ But then never did. And then he didn’t even ask her to prom.
“America itself lets Kamala down by not being ‘ready’ for the running mate she really wanted, Pete Buttigieg. So she stuck with the Home Depot paint salesman [Tim Walz], and the rest is HERstory. Poor Kamala. We made her the star of a rom-com and didn’t even give her a gay best friend.
“Kamala writes that on election night, when it was clear she lost, an aide peeled the words ‘Madam President’ off the cupcakes before handing them out. Oh, geez, that’s like a scene from Bridget Jones Runs for President, for Christ’s sake.”
