Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — now sitting atop the Department of Health and Human Services — has added yet another bizarre chapter to his already infamous “roadkill diaries.” And somehow, it makes the Central Park bear cub stunt look almost… quaint.

Let’s rewind. The political scion already stunned the country when he casually admitted to orchestrating the dumping of a dead bear cub in Central Park back in 2014 — a story that conveniently surfaced just before The New Yorker was poised to expose it. According to Kennedy, he scooped up the cub after a woman hit it with her van and then decided — why not? — to stage a scene straight out of a crime procedural.

Apparently not satisfied with that episode, Kennedy has now volunteered an even weirder anecdote in a new book by New York Post columnist Isabel Vincent, RFK Jr.: The Fall and Rise. And brace yourself — this one takes things to a whole new level of strange.

“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” Kennedy says in the book.

While most Americans stuck in traffic on a New York highway are worried about being late to work, the future HHS secretary was apparently conducting… roadside anatomy experiments. Even more odd? His kids were sitting in the car the whole time.

Kennedy explained he planned to “study them later,” adding, with eerie nonchalance, that “my kids waited patiently in the car” as he carried out the grisly task.

Family bonding, Kennedy-style. And if you think this is a one-off, think again. The man himself has proudly declared, “I’ve been picking up roadkill my whole life,” even boasting at one point, “I have a freezer full of it.” That’s not a throwaway line — that’s a lifestyle.

Let’s not forget the greatest hit from the Kennedy curiosity cabinet: the infamous whale incident. Back in 1994, he reportedly took a chainsaw to a beached whale near Hyannis Port, decapitated it, and — according to his daughter — strapped the massive head to the family minivan for a five-hour drive home. Yes, really.

That episode even caught the attention of federal investigators before it was ultimately dropped. Because apparently, even in Washington, there are limits to how much weird is too much to prosecute.