It’s been five years since former CNN reporter Jim Acosta saw such an earthshattering sight on the streets of Washington DC that he was compelled to urgently share the scoop with his fellow Americans.

Here it is folks, the breaking news, Jim has spotted the National Guard on the National Mall. How could CNN ever have lost such a talented journalist?

Responses poured in:

“Breaking! Jim Acosta was nearly abducted and or disappeared by King Trump’s federal Nazi brown shirt task force. Stay tuned for more of Jim’s bullshit,” McGarrett tweeted.

“Glad you’re safe, Jim. That was a close one,” tweeted Redsteeze, Stephen L Miller.

The mockery went on and on.

And this wasn’t the first time he discovered such a rare event. Back in 2020, Acosta was the first to bring us this titillating news: A guardsman eating his lunch a few blocks from the White House. Wow!

It’s almost like he’s begging to be mocked:

Following nearly two decades at CNN, the longtime anchor and vocal Trump critic officially left the network (after being nudged out) and he didn’t go quietly. Now his big scoop is seeing the National Guard working where they are supposed to be working. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. And fallen. And fallen.