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‘Run, Kamala, run!’ Another word salad unleashed and even Don Lemon can’t save it

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There are politicians who speak in complete sentences. There are politicians who answer questions. There are even politicians who occasionally make sense.

And then there is Kamala Harris.

Just when America thought the former vice president might quietly fade into political obscurity after her bruising 2024 defeat, she has returned to remind everyone exactly why she became the undisputed heavyweight champion of political gibberish.

In a recent interview with Don Lemon, Harris delivered another performance that can only be described as a master class in saying absolutely nothing while using an impressive number of words to do it.

At one point, Harris launched into this meditation on hope, light, inspiration, darkness, elections, individuals, verbs, and apparently several dimensions of consciousness that remain undiscovered by modern science:

“I really, truly believe this. We we each have have light inside of us. And we need to know that that is what inspires our hope as much as anything external to ourselves. And when we feel that and and and not allow an election or an individual to dampen that light, and instead light, let that light kind of carry us in particular through moments of darkness, that that we not only act on that hope, but we inspire that hope in each other. And in particular, at this moment, it is so important that we not only have hope, but that we understand that that should be a verb.”

A verb. Hope should be a verb.

Somewhere, every elementary school English teacher in America simultaneously spit coffee across the room.

Hope already is a verb. It has been a verb for centuries. Nobody was waiting for Kamala Harris to grant it official verb status.

But facts have never been allowed to interfere with one of Harris’s trademark philosophical excursions. The former vice president has spent years perfecting a unique speaking style that sounds like a Hallmark card got trapped in a washing machine with a self-help audiobook and a bottle of Chardonnay.

By the end of the answer, viewers had traveled through light, darkness, hope, inspiration, elections, feelings, collective empowerment, and grammar lessons without ever arriving at a recognizable destination.

And there sat Don Lemon, staring patiently across from her, wearing the expression of a man desperately trying to remember whether he left the stove on.

To his credit, Lemon managed to maintain a mostly straight face throughout the exchange. That’s a level of professional discipline usually reserved for poker players and hostage negotiators.

The remarkable thing about Harris is that she has elevated word salad into an art form. Plenty of politicians dodge questions. Plenty of politicians rely on talking points. But very few can take a simple concept and transform it into a seven-layer philosophical casserole of disconnected thoughts quite like she can.

It’s almost nostalgic. Remember “the significance of the passage of time”? Remember being “unburdened by what has been”?

Remember the countless speeches that sounded less like policy discussions and more like a freshman philosophy student trying to hit a minimum word count at 2 a.m.?

Those classics helped build the legend. This latest installment simply adds another chapter to the collection. And here’s the uncomfortable reality for Democrats, Harris remains one of the most recognizable names in their party heading toward 2028. That fact alone should have Republican strategists sending thank-you notes and fruit baskets.

Because every time Harris steps in front of a camera, she reminds voters why her national appeal has always struggled to move beyond party loyalists and media cheerleaders.

Americans are facing inflation concerns, border challenges, foreign policy crises, rising debt, and questions about the country’s future.

Kamala Harris responds with a TED Talk about inner light. Maybe that’s why so many voters tuned her out in the first place.

Still, for those who appreciate political comedy, it was a welcome return. The queen of word salad remains undefeated. Others may attempt the craft, but Harris continues to operate on a level all her own.

As for Democrats considering another presidential run? By all means.

Hope is a verb. Run, Kamala, run.

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