If you thought Marco Rubio was too busy juggling global crises, think again — the man critics dub the “Secretary of Everything” just added wedding DJ to his ever-growing résumé.

In a clip that lit up social media, Rubio ditched the briefing papers and slipped on a pair of headphones at a family wedding Saturday night, proving that even amid geopolitical tensions, there’s always time to drop a beat. The video, shared by White House insider Dan Scavino, came with the caption: “Our Great Secretary of State @MarcoRubio DJ’s weddings too! Here he is in action tonight at a family wedding…Let’s goooooo!!!”

Let’s go, indeed. Rubio — who’s simultaneously been tapped for a laundry list of heavyweight roles in the Trump orbit, from interim national security advisor to overseeing the National Archives — looked right at home behind the turntables. At one point, he huddled with the hired DJ before cueing up “Shiver” by John Summit and HAYLA. The crowd? Eating it up — linking arms, chanting, and bouncing along as Rubio nodded and waved like a seasoned club pro.

Not bad for a guy who’s about to step into one of the trickiest diplomatic minefields on the planet.

Because while Rubio was spinning tracks, a very different kind of noise has been echoing between Donald Trump and Pope Leo XIV. The two have been sparring — publicly — over everything from the Iran conflict to immigration, even trading barbs about viral memes portraying Trump as Jesus Christ. Trump shrugged off the pontiff with, “I’m not a fan of Pope Leo,” while the Pope fired back that he has “no fear” of the Trump administration.

And guess who’s heading straight into that diplomatic crossfire? DJ Rubio.

He’s due in Rome this week for a sit-down with the Pope — part of an effort to cool tensions with the Vatican. While there, Rubio is also slated to meet Cardinal Pietro Parolin and Italy’s foreign minister Antonio Tajani. A meeting with Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni? Still up in the air.

Meloni hasn’t exactly been in Trump’s good graces lately after siding with the Pope during the public spat, and Rubio himself has taken aim at NATO allies for sitting on their hands during the Iran flare-up.

Meanwhile, the Pope is making moves of his own — and not the kind Rubio can remix. In a headline-grabbing decision, he recently elevated Evelio Menjivar-Ayala — a former undocumented migrant from El Salvador who entered the U.S. hidden in a car trunk — to bishop in West Virginia. The message couldn’t be clearer: the Vatican isn’t backing down on immigration, no matter how loud the political beat gets in Washington.

Call it multitasking. Or just call it another day in the wild world of the “Secretary of Everything.”