Ted Cruz officially embraces ‘Lyin’ Ted’ nickname after admitting Trump was right about one thing Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 18, 2026
Ticketmaster announces $400 tickets to see newly discovered Taylor Swift bug Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 17, 2026
Kennedy Center asks Congress to approve name change — Congress forms committee to decide what to call the committee Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 16, 2026
Democrats ask Fox News to please return John Fetterman when retreat is over Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 16, 2026
CBS discovers deportees suffering unimaginable hardship: Ocean-view rooms don’t include complimentary breakfast Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 15, 2026
Kamala denies plotting Biden succession after aides discover 47 ‘totally hypothetical’ inauguration Pinterest boards Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 15, 2026
HGTV partners with Trump on White House fixer-upper series after he calls the place a ‘dump’ Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 14, 2026
Census Bureau adds ‘non-practicing white’ after overwhelming public demand Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 12, 2026
Hasan Piker demands royalties after GOP convention puts his underwear on Jumbotron Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 10, 2026
Hallmark unveils White House Christmas card: Open carefully, there may be $45,000 inside Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 9, 2026
Mark Warner completes grueling mission to identify beef jerky without staff assistance Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 8, 2026
Socialist speed dating halted after organizers discover attractive people getting more dates Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 7, 2026
Joy Reid unveils handy flowchart explaining when calling a Black man a ‘monkey’ is racist Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 7, 2026
Socialism 2026 adds ‘anti-fascist fitness center’ where members are encouraged not to improve Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 7, 2026
France agrees to make Arc de Triomphe taller after Trump calls theirs ‘cute little arch’ Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 4, 2026
White House announces arcade expansion pack after Americans complain their favorite controversies were left out Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 4, 2026
Democrats demand Hakeem Jeffries wear bodycam during future meetings with Republicans Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 3, 2026
Cory Booker unveils immigration fact-checker that deletes everything that happened before video started Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 3, 2026
Democrats unveil bold midterm platform: ‘We’re not Trump — please don’t ask what else’ Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 2, 2026
AOC-backed dating app aims to screen out conservatives before the first date Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 2, 2026
Pentagon orders emergency de-conservatization training after 9/11 judge raises military extremism concerns Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 1, 2026
Will Smith lawyers investigate JD Vance for stealing famous line, end up blaming Abdul El-Sayed Snerd Lee Satire|Sep 1, 2026
Clyburn withdraws Supreme Court expansion plan after learning Trump would pick the four new justices Snerd Lee Satire|Aug 31, 2026
CNN apologizes for allowing white reporters to notice Democrats are fighting with socialists Snerd Lee Satire|Aug 31, 2026
